Russian edging

When your committing the act of edging think of your dad and try not to bust a huge load

Woah, did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake!

by SaggyNuts March 29, 2024

Russian edging

while committing the act of edging think of your father titty fucking a frog

Woah! Did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake

by SaggyNuts March 29, 2024

The Tactical Russian

(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.

I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.

by HylianPanda February 19, 2014

russianitis

Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.

"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis

by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 November 01, 2020

Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015

Russian Smollette

When you pull the trigger on a fake hate crime and pray it doesn't blow up in your face!

Erica Thomas claimed a white man at the grocery store told her to "go back where she came from," then later was forced to admit the man was Cubann and he never said any such thing. Guess she lost her game of Russian Smollette.

by Guts Knucklebone July 21, 2019

Russian fracturing

Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.

CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.

Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.

by Agswaggg April 04, 2012