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skank puppy

ussually meant to be a name for someone. mostly names that start with the letter L, M, or N. mainly Noah. it seems like thats a good name for it. skank puupy means that the person who is being called a skank puppy is a total fag or just doesn't know what to do in his or her life.
Guy.1 yo, did you see that Noah kid.
Guy.2 yeah, he's a real skank puppy.
by the one in class March 20, 2012
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Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012
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The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
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Face-Puppetry

When enthusiastically giving oral sex to woman, and lightly caressing the inner thigh area around the outskirts of the vulva right as she is about to have a tremendous orgasm, which expeditiously increases the volume of clinch to which a woman enters the climatic throes around said giver's head. This may be increased by very quiet humming and slight head movement, which causes a reverberation between her thighs. Essentially, creating a more pleasurable servicing to the woman receiving the aforementioned oral sex in which the person giving should be duty bound to repeat until leg muscles have become numb and tingly, mild cramping, or until lustful rapture can take no more.
It was our first time so I decided to go all out, I spent nearly and hour and half eating her out and giving some ridiculous face-puppetry that she will never forget!
by gringo_mandingo December 16, 2012
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Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.
Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.
by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013
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Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
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Face Puppet

Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.
I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.
by Chaz Walker September 2, 2013
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