Popped my knee

Phrase used when someone is getting out of a sporting activity due to fatigue brought on by prolonged periods of masturbation.

I can’t play five a side tonight because I popped my knee at work.

by 12rando March 19, 2026

Popped Workshop

When the workshop pops.

Me: "Hey, uhhh you're gonna be really mad."
Pat: "Okay mannnnnnn pop a SQUAT! And spill the tea."
Me: "Well, the workshop popped."
Pat: "YOU DID WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????"
*Kenyan National Anthem Plays*
Me: "Damn I should not have told him about the Popped Workshop"

by carl smooooooooooooooooooooove February 25, 2025

Popped my cherry

You get fucked as a virgin, which prob won’t happen bud

Bestie: “SOMEBODY POPPED MY CHERRY!!”
Me: “really, who?”
Bestie: “goofy ass name”
Me: “you make me wanna stay as a virgin cuz of that name”

by UR_L0CALS1MP March 15, 2025

Poppertsplaining

Mansplaining, but when your homey does it in a condescending way.

He tried poppertsplaining to me how to play street fighter - I had to leave the room over it.

by Z Money Wheezy March 19, 2025

Popperface

When a northern londoner lesbian says she's giving face card, girl ur a just a lesbian from London stop giving me that popperface!

Girl im still on the Northern-line

Girl get here already ur late!
I know I was just serving popperface and I lost track of time

Girl...

by Kjcdh May 5, 2025

popped

A Florida term for being sexually assaulted.

Florida man: "YOU'RE GETTING POPPED!"
Jim: "NOOO!"

by gaayigga June 20, 2025

Poppadom Wrists

A goal keeper with incredibly weak wrists, unable to shot stop. You wouldn’t trust him to catch your groceries

Come on André Onana, it’s 10-10 on penalties. Please just save one. Grimsby win 12-11 on Penalties. Typical of ol’ poppadom wrists, get him off the wage bill.

by TheFlynnEffect August 27, 2025