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WPF (White People Food)

Otherwise known as the acronym to "White People Food".
It's common for the internet to make fun of Caucasian people for having traditionally bland food. This knowledge is either acquired from word of mouth or personal experience.

Victims of WPF suffer from a chronic sensitivity to spices and sugar. Most are susceptible to denial. Treatment for WPF reintegration is a minority friend willing to support them through the harrowing journey of beginning to eat real food. Some cases may never be cured, however.
If you have a friend suffering from eating too much WPF, call the WPF hotline to assist them immediately and help them regain a life of vibrance and cultural connection
Example 1
Rick:" Morty...Get me to a hospital Morty"
Morty: "Wh- Rick why what's wrong?!"
Rick:"I just got a taste of WPF"

Example 2
Emily: "Hey! Why don't you stay for dinner, my mom's cooking right now!"
Omar: "Pass. I'm tryna cut back on my WPF (White People Food)"
mugGet the WPF (White People Food)mug.
The people you associate with will affect your reputation
Jimmy: Why do they hate me

Bob: People are known by the company they keep
by MLGjimmy January 18, 2017
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Fling tall people day

Fling tall people day is celebrated by none so celebrate it.

it's celebrated on Decemeber 11
Joy: OMG! Its fling tall people day!
Neutral: it's fling tall people day.
by Constipatedlion November 1, 2020
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Little People Big World

Little People Big World (LPBW) is a show about midgets, or what they liked to be called, "little people". the main basis of the show is a family called the roloffs who live a redneck life-style in some hick town in oregon. the parents, Matt and Amy, who are both midgets, commute to the north pole every day to help build toys for christmas. the children of the family are jeremy, zach, molly and jeremy. jeremy and zach are twins. jeremy is 18 ft tall (or least he looks like it next to his parents) and zach is a midget. he too will one day work at santa's village but for now, he attends faith bible high school, where he plays varsity football (he's the ball). the other two, molly and jacob, are normal sized. jacob enjoys fighting zach on a daily basis and always wins. after zach's senseless beating, jacob yells, "go back to your tree village you frigging gnome!!!!" molly is a serial rapist who has a fettish for midgets. she romes the country side hunting down midgets, raping them, then castrating them. her crimes go unnotisted by the family because frankly, no one cares aout average sized people.
"hey, you see those silly midgets on little people big world last night?"
by Billy26 July 27, 2007
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The advantage straight people get from not being distracted by people of the same sex.
Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).
by TrustworthySource2k16 June 4, 2016
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Hell Is Other People

An expression used by people who are having difficulty acknowledging that they aren't the center of the universe
-I can't believe Joe is in my study group! Ugh!!
-hell is other people!!
by frackeyed August 20, 2011
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National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
by Chickenmann September 2, 2021
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