changing the light bulb

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner

Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

by ShadyBruns November 05, 2017

Southern lights

A party trick which consists of holding a lighter up to your ass while farting, which emits a flame causing you to to spontaneously cumbust.

Hey bro, you ever seen the southern of the southern lights?

by CHALKWALKER May 12, 2024

Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 03, 2014

Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 06, 2011

bush light

A source of illumination to allow you to see a chick's "shrubbery thicket" when yer too drunk to locate it in da dark.

Dunno why ya would even need a bush light, since your being "half in da bag" would likely mean dat you'd have trouble "getting it up" in da first place...?

by QuacksO February 15, 2025

Freedom Light

A light at the end of a tunnel. Elaborating for more literal terms, feeling free of a burden; Mental, physical, or even emotional.

Person A: "How're you liking college in comparison to high school?"
Person B: "It's great, I love the freedom light."

by farchitwo February 06, 2025

titty light

The ceiling lights in my apartment.

Person 1: Damn, I wish my girlfriend had breasts like those titty lights you see in apartments

Person 2: Me too, bro

by GCALKCA May 15, 2022