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Josh

A little bastard who loves to pick on girls but when it's a lad its a diff story. He's the scummiest person ever in the world and of existence.
Oh look it's josh he's probably picking on a year 5 girl
by Yesnowchednhaze April 23, 2020
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jOSH

a FUCKING FAGGOT MONKEY WHO SITS ON HIS CHAIR 24/7 ALL DAY AND IS A FUCKING LOSER VEGETARIAN CUZ HES A PUSSY BOY AND ALSO He is 5'2 AND has small dick energy. he casually puts his vegetables up his asss as a hobby and during the event of ramadan he casually reads quran and bomb blasts his dads anus with cum.
by chicken slayer 69 April 8, 2022
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Josh and Blake

Josh and Blake are the definition of rude”
by All The Gays In The World March 19, 2025
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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
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josh

josh can be used as a word to trick/tease someone, and can be used as a name, but no is joke
josh is person no haha funny

if you say josh as a joke you are a fatherus missingus
by joshfold April 28, 2022
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Josh

josh is a person who sleeps with your buddies 8 year old sister and deals drugs to your friends grandma. Josh is an absolute chad and is not afraid to shit on some peoples shit oppinions and bully some idiots.
A synonym for Chad could be Josh
by kevs bendy penis November 7, 2022
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Josh

A disgusting fat teen who all the girls cant stand
Here comes josh
by Nickle deer April 26, 2020
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