idiokey 

A combination of "idiot" and "monkey" (synonym: monkiot). Refers to someone given no authority or autonomy (treated as if they are "doing a job any monkey could do"), and who therefore feels no responsibility to make good decisions or deviate in any way from what they have been told to do.

I got my boss's boss to sign my expense report, but the idiokey from finance refused to pay it until my own boss returned from vacation and signed it.

idiokey by Rico Detroit December 9, 2007

idiotication 

Process to convert someone to reach an idiot status

Please don't let me go through the idiotication process

idiotication by luvenny February 7, 2006

idiotimatically

1) to do something automatically, without thinking, because you are an idiot.

2) to do something quickly and appear to be an idiot because you didn't think beforehand. Possible when reacting by reflex or when startled.

3) (archaic) to use a catch-phrase or cliche in a really stupid way because you are an idiot. Similar to "idiomatically," but with a lower IQ.

1) Hey, good job, moron, you idiotimatically left the cardboard under the this frozen pizza when you put it in the oven.

2) So Joe jumped out from behind those bushes last night and scared the crap out of me; I idiotimatically tried to hit him with the half-empty case of beer I was carrying, scattered beer cans all over the street.

3) "That's what she said."

idiotimatically by Bearcat40 November 22, 2009

idiotsyncratic

1. Singularly dumb, uniquely stupid.

2. Wholly and utterly inappropriate.

3. Stupid, foolish

Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.

Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.

idiotsyncratic by Guru Voodoo August 2, 2010

L'Idiota 

Franish for the Idiot, Most commonly refering to the stupid person in your life.

That John character is the biggest L'Idiota at basic.

L'Idiota by Beaner3.0 December 6, 2007

Heliocentric Idiocracy 

The act of believing century-old assumptions to be scientific laws only because that's what they were told.

Albert, this is Heliocentric Idiocracy, Michelson clearly showed no motion whatsoever.

Heliocentric Idiocracy by Aronanda April 25, 2017

iDiet 

Steve Jobs weight loss plan.

Bob: Did you see that press conference with Steve Jobs? He's dropped some lbs!

John: I know. I can't wait until Apple drops iDiet 1.0 on us. I need to drop the holiday baggage!

iDiet by Locovelo January 19, 2009