Fart smeller
An anti- compliment taking the first letters of the words smart feller and switching them with eachother.
Fart smeller by moneytrees98 September 8, 2020
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Fart Boyz
A group led by the famous Andy Slater, king of the Fart Boyz.
Adam Fart Boy - Charms strippers with his silky tones and witty banter.
Pete Fart Boy - Frites and McCroquette connoisseur. Once dodged a moving tram.
Lewis Fart Boy - Split personality, Jekyll and Hyde type that can save a night out and ruin one depending on alcohol consumption.
Andy - Glorious leader and famed pervert 😏
Adam Fart Boy - Charms strippers with his silky tones and witty banter.
Pete Fart Boy - Frites and McCroquette connoisseur. Once dodged a moving tram.
Lewis Fart Boy - Split personality, Jekyll and Hyde type that can save a night out and ruin one depending on alcohol consumption.
Andy - Glorious leader and famed pervert 😏
Fart Boyz by Brooksy Biscuits July 15, 2021
Related Words
fart • Farticle • Fartknocker • fartbox • fart nuggets • fart cake • fartle • farty • fartbag • fartface
Fart Roll-up
Fart Roll-up by Jostalin91 April 12, 2022
Fart Bucks
Fart bucks are the currency of the developing Fart based economy and replace the bartering system used by couples when issuing penalties for farting each other as a a large collection of low value gifts contributed to global environmental issues.
The original penalty system required a gift of agreed value to be given to the victim by the assailant. I.e. if you a victim, you would be owed a gift valued at $10 by the farter.
A rules based order was quickly established (i.e. a "No Fart Zone" is a defined 3D boundary around ones anus. If a fart is released with another in this zone (~20cm) , a fine is issued).
Philosophers uncovered grey areas. "What if they are asleep?", "What if the farter can't move easily?"
These difficult questions led to the formation of FCAT (Farting Civil and Administrative Tribunal) where one could apply for exemption permits, or where fines could be sought or challenged (i.e. when a victim is outside the agreed No Fart Zone, but physically feels the fart).
Fart Bucks have a physical form, complete with a unique pictorial reference, the value of the note (i.e. $10FB) and the date of issue. Fart Bucks are saved in a Fart Bank (i.e. coin jar) and can be 'cashed in' for gifts. If your fart bank has $100FB, you are entitled to a gift of that value in the local currency.
Fart Buck debt schemes (loaning fart bucks), trading schemes (trading fart bucks), currency schemes (currently Fart Bucks are pegged 1:1 to local currency) are all being investigated.
The original penalty system required a gift of agreed value to be given to the victim by the assailant. I.e. if you a victim, you would be owed a gift valued at $10 by the farter.
A rules based order was quickly established (i.e. a "No Fart Zone" is a defined 3D boundary around ones anus. If a fart is released with another in this zone (~20cm) , a fine is issued).
Philosophers uncovered grey areas. "What if they are asleep?", "What if the farter can't move easily?"
These difficult questions led to the formation of FCAT (Farting Civil and Administrative Tribunal) where one could apply for exemption permits, or where fines could be sought or challenged (i.e. when a victim is outside the agreed No Fart Zone, but physically feels the fart).
Fart Bucks have a physical form, complete with a unique pictorial reference, the value of the note (i.e. $10FB) and the date of issue. Fart Bucks are saved in a Fart Bank (i.e. coin jar) and can be 'cashed in' for gifts. If your fart bank has $100FB, you are entitled to a gift of that value in the local currency.
Fart Buck debt schemes (loaning fart bucks), trading schemes (trading fart bucks), currency schemes (currently Fart Bucks are pegged 1:1 to local currency) are all being investigated.
"hearing a FART You farted on me! I'm in the No Fart Zone! That's TEN FART BUCKS!"
" I felt that fart through the bed, that's 10 fart bucks!"
"I farted on you last night while you were sleeping, I'm sorry. Here is 10 fart bucks"
"I'd like cash in my 250 Fart Bucks for a ticket to Disney land"
" I felt that fart through the bed, that's 10 fart bucks!"
"I farted on you last night while you were sleeping, I'm sorry. Here is 10 fart bucks"
"I'd like cash in my 250 Fart Bucks for a ticket to Disney land"
Fart Bucks by RVPKASH June 22, 2022
fart knocker
fart knocker by Jon Bone Jovi November 10, 2010
fart fetish
A rather bizarre and offputting fetish where women fart on cakes and other foods to obtain sexual gratification by expelling smelly gases upon them.
Joe: Mandy, do you have a fart fetish?
Mandy: Yes, I do. I like farting on birthday cakes.
Joe: Does it catch fire?
Mandy: No, it's a rather anal method instead of oral.
Joe: Oh, lovely!
Mandy: Yes, I do. I like farting on birthday cakes.
Joe: Does it catch fire?
Mandy: No, it's a rather anal method instead of oral.
Joe: Oh, lovely!
fart fetish by Deannea February 25, 2009