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Dead man’s hand 

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”
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Dead Man Bounce 

When someone of significant importance fakes their own death and goes into protective custody so they can provide the evidence needed to take down “International Crime Rings.”
“JFKJr’s mission is an epic case of “ Dead Man Bounce.”
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Dead-book 

A person in the dead-book is dead. Some people have others "put in the dead-book".
"That cony got put in the dead-book when he messed with some bad bloods and got shot in the face."
Dead-book by Zed Numar July 27, 2021

dead homies 

Meaning there putting something on there dead homies that died .
coming from inland empire slang .
Man on the dead homies he is doing the most
dead homies by - thaarealog July 31, 2021

Dead battery 

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery
Dead battery by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021
a phrase said in a chat, when it has been inactive for a period of time. usually said in Discord servers.
the chat: *inactive for 0.05 seconds*
12 people: dead chat xd *dead chat xd gif*
dead chat by N4pstaBlooky August 7, 2021

Dead Clout 

the process of someone becoming more valuable/famous after death; generally on social media

also known as dead cred
this guy got a lot of dead clout when the news of his death hit
Dead Clout by Cheonicc August 25, 2021