Kentucky Reese Cup

When a man spreads peanut butter on his balls and a furry licks it off while he takes a shit

Tanisha gave me a Reese Cup, so I gave her a Kentucky Reese Cup back.

Kentucky Reese Cup by RTLM4Men January 31, 2026

2 Electrons One Cup

When a covalent bond breaks and creates a hole in the valence shell of an atom. In this process, trivalent dopant atoms substitute for host atoms in the semiconductor lattice, creating acceptor levels that increase hole concentration.

When a positively charged valence electron is attracted to the negative terminal, a positive electron slips out creating "2 Electrons One Cup replacing a negative electron with a positive. Since two holes can't move in the same direction, you get two electrons one cup.

2 Electrons One Cup by Crusty buck tooth donkey February 2, 2026

if the diva cup fits

Another saying for "if the shoe fits" but yassified.

Jenna: "I didn't get head from a cop."

Kaiya: "Doesn't your girlfriend have a criminal justice degree?"

Jenna: "Yes, but she isn't a cop"

Kaiya: "if the diva cup fits"

if the diva cup fits by yenandkaka February 23, 2026

The butter cup

When you cum in a girl and finger her till your people producer turns to liquidy butter, then you drizzle it in her belly button and wait for it to harden before scooping it out and enjoying your tasty snack.

We use the butter cup for every slice of toast and pancake we make!

The butter cup by TipToucher March 12, 2026

Half a cup of Jack Daniels

How to know when you're serious about your drinking.

Measure your booze by cups not ounces.

Half a cup of Jack Daniels:

For this recipe you need Half a cup of Jack Daniel's.

If you don't have Jack Daniels you can substitute three quarters of a cup of Jim Beam.

Half a cup of Jack Daniels by Cowboy682 March 19, 2026

Poop in a cup

An insurance phrase when something is a bad outcome

Poop in a cup, my claim has been declined.

Poop in a cup by yes yes no no March 31, 2026

Farmingdale Recess Cup

when you shove your balls inside your asshole and shit it out with maximum force and feed it to your partner until your balls are licked clean of shit

damn I'm mad hungry. I should call up my boy to give me a Farmingdale Recess Cup

Farmingdale Recess Cup by Abbeyrollsz April 16, 2026