Closet Bandito 

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

Closet Bandito by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

closed road 

A road that has a dead-end, no-exit or a cul de sac road.

The slang definition is a closed road, heard many youths say this, its a fairly new slang words.
Closed road or closed-road.

That quite road ahead is a closed road.

Dont go that way its a cul de sac or a closed road man. There is no exit that way.

closed road by mr word October 30, 2023

closeted shirt 

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

closeted shirt by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023

closefisted

Someone who doesn’t want to spend money. Similar to being stingy.

Carl is so closefisted, he won’t even buy snacks for the Christmas party.

closefisted by tweet10 November 5, 2023

Closet Neo-Nazi 

A person who is secretly a neo-nazi who perfectly blends with apolitical people or anyone. They use burner accounts to troll SJWs and anyone they oppose.

How do you identify a Closet Neo-Nazi? Ironic memes and shitposts. (May not be guaranteed)

Closet Neo-Nazi by Ronald Lee November 6, 2023

Closet band 

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.

“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”

Closet band by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023

Closet 

In British English, a closet, apart from its more usual meaning of a cupboard or a toilet, etc. Is used to refer to someone who is a bit of a fool or an idiot.

'He's a right closet.'
'I'm a bit of a closet, aren't I?'

Closet by trebushett November 30, 2023