starchy asshole 

When your cousin finger blasts you so hard it makes your asshole feel "starchy"

"I got starchy asshole syndrome after my family reunion."

starchy asshole by TheGMan1352 April 9, 2017

number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.

Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!

number one asshole by thedzone October 10, 2009

8 fingered asshole 

When you are being such an asshole that you can't use two thumbs to do a "This guy!" Thumbs remain in and your 8 fingers point back to you; when you are an asshole beyond two thumbs; an alternative to "This guy!"

After screwing up royally and having someone call you on it and you know you're guilty, you can say, "I'm beyond two thumbs. Who's being an 8 fingered asshole? THIS GUY!" with all 8 fingers pointing at yourself.

8 fingered asshole by PixieStick75 September 29, 2010

Queef fart asshole

When your girl queefs in ur mouth while eating her out then you piss in her and her asshole farts.

Yo that queef fart asshole was good last night, wasn't it Rachel?

Queef fart asshole by Attack helicopter/ him/ her December 22, 2020

The Asshole Game 

The Asshole Game is played among a group of people, wherein certain members of the group flat out refuse to answer their phones. Loss is inevitable in The Asshole Game, nobody wins.

Tim: Hey, you heard from John today?

Bob: No, he's playing The Asshole Game.

Tim: Shit.

The Asshole Game by VillagePrick December 24, 2009

hot asshole casserole 

A person that displays unparalleled levels of assholeishness. This goes hand in hand with hot cup of asshole.

Kevin, stop being such a hot asshole casserole or, I swear to God, I will set you on fire from the inside using gasoline and a very wide catheter!

hot asshole casserole by MB87 September 29, 2010

semen puking asshole dickhead 

A crude, yet subtle of referring to someone as a sex-crazed, good-for-nothing fucking prick. Also someone who is a fucking dumbass.

Horny guys who always feel the necessity to hit on people. Always-intoxicated men with their brains in the dicks.

semen puking asshole dickhead by Paul A. Richardson August 11, 2003