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Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.
Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
by thedzone October 10, 2009
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