April 3rd 

Its yours and someone elses 2 month

For example,

Addi: "Guess what day it is?"
Cadyn: "what?"
Addi: "its April 3rd its

our 2 month silly!"

April 3rd by Adds2706 March 15, 2020

April 13th 

April 13th is a day where the most amazing, kind, trustworthy and loyal people are born. They will always stick by your side and help you whenever you need, but don't fuck around with them or they will make you pay. Talk shit about people born on this day and it wont end well.

Annie: "you know that guy that's born on April 13th"
Jack: " yeah"
Annie: "you better stop talking shit about him"
Jack: "why? i don't care"
Annie: "ok then.."
Jack: "wait..why?
Annie: "its not gonna end well for you!"

April 13th by annie_is_better_than_jacinta March 22, 2020

April Fools Day 

April fools day - Usually celebrated on the 1st day of April by people performing practical jokes on each other in the name of fun.

The year 2020 saw the definition expand as the event became a global pandemic which lasted from January 1st to December 31st as the whole year was deemed a “JOKE”

I was looking forward to 2020 but it’s turned into one big April Fools Day 🤦🏼 ♂️

April Fools Day by da_lyricist March 30, 2020

April 26 

National trade nudes to your ex day

Kyle: I just April 26’d my ex Jenny the other day
Jeff: Nice man!

April 26 by OctopusPotato March 31, 2020

April Fool's Day 

The worst day to have a funeral

”When’s the funeral?”
”On the 1st of April.”
”You mean April Fool's Day?”
”Yeah.”
”oof”

April Fool's Day by GabrieltheGamer April 1, 2020

April 13th 

National Virgin Day, so if you're born on this day you're going to be a virgin forever

Person #1: Yo! It's my birthday!
Person #2: Ew you were born on April 13th? Hah VIRGIN

April 13th by Fuck Money Get Hoes April 4, 2020

April 13th 

The Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes in 2006.

It’s April 13th! Remember 2006, when Neil Banged Out the Tunes?

April 13th by A Possum April 13, 2020