April 5th, 1994

A Tuesday when nothing worth noting happened. No major losses occurred. On another note, music in general started getting better the next day.

I remember April 5th, 1994 like it was yesterday. It was a Tuesday, and the worst part of the day was when I got a flat tire on my way home from work

by MoronsPissMeOff August 27, 2016

April diamond necklace

Necklace that is ejaculated on a woman whose birthday is in April. The alternative to birthday pearl necklace.

Me- hey! You get your birthday pearl necklace yet?

Friend- I'm an April baby. We get an april diamond necklace

by Therealkittycat April 3, 2017

April 17 2005

if your bday is on this day you have the biggest dick and unlimited money

petal - whens your bday?
glor2k - April 17 2005

petal - 😱
glor2k - ❓

by glor2k business associate January 4, 2023

April Fool's Day

a holiday that is well, literally, a joke

April Fool's day is a really stupid holiday.

by gcast1026 April 1, 2009

April 8

People who are born on april 8 are stupid, toxic people. If your friend is born on this day, drop that bitch right now!

Omg! You’re born on april 8? Go away loser!

by Yeettothatchickennugget May 24, 2021

april fools day

Today! Yes, 1st April!

Yeah! The UrbanDictionary stinks ...
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APRIL FOOLS!

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

april 18 2018

The day the world is going to end...

Bro is it April 18 2018?
Yep, get ready for 👽

by Buggies333 May 23, 2018