Dingle Dick

Someone who is neither but still acts as if he or she either is missing a chromosome or has an extra. Often referred to as a Jeremy.

Yo Dingle Dick that glove on your hand is used to catch the ball.

by StudMuffinSeth04 July 5, 2019

Dick Vision

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.

As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"

by Demigod33 December 21, 2023

Grabba Dick

Your child's name in Kahoot.

Parent 1: What's my child's name in Kahoot?
Everyone: Grabba Dick

by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

Dick Fed

Eating food off of a penis. Giving a blowjob with food items on penis.

Bobby dick fed me ice cream last night!

I was dick fed chocolate sauce when I blew Bobby last night...

by HungryGirl February 13, 2019

Dunkin’ Dicks

Essentially, it’s just Bobbing for apples, but instead of apples it’s dicks (dildos work as well)

Person 1:”Hey, are you going to Brad’s tonight?”
Person 2: “No, what’s going on there?”
Person 1: “We’re gonna be Dunkin’ Dicks, dude!”
Person 2: “Oh, hell yeah, dude! I’m definitely coming now!”

by Stanky_Leg November 12, 2019

The Deku Dick Dog

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.

Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

ghost dick

1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.

2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.

Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"

Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."

by rorylikealion September 24, 2021