Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
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Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.
He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.
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dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.
He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.
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Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.
Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!
by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022
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Destroy Dick December

The month following No Nut November. As a relief for now nutting for a whole month, during Destroy Dick December you have to nut once on first December, twice on 2nd December and so on.
Dude my balls are going to explode I'm really looking forward to Destroy Dick December
by Austriaball November 13, 2017
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Destroy dick December

When a male succeeds no but November they are challenged to not nut again for the whole month of december
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Destroy dick December

The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.
Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.
by Oofygoofyuh November 05, 2019
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