The art of arranging your 5 favourite porn mags open at your favourite pages into an arc in front of you giving you a 180 degree visual feast to focus on whilst polishing ones trumpet
Sadly becoming more seldom practiced with the advent of on -line rhythm stimulation using tablets and computers
Sadly becoming more seldom practiced with the advent of on -line rhythm stimulation using tablets and computers
“Can’t wait for the mrs to go out to the bingo later
I’m backing up that much I’m gonna have me a creasant wank “
I’m backing up that much I’m gonna have me a creasant wank “
by Lord loverocket October 9, 2018
Get the Creasant wankmug. by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017
Get the Spank-Wankedmug. An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
by Poosymonster March 7, 2024
Get the Arse Wankmug. When you or a loved one uses a stick of buttery (preferably slightly melted) as lubrication to jerk off.
by LMSnih October 14, 2025
Get the Buttery Wankmug. Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.
by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019
Get the Wank handmug. A wank rat is someone that goes around trying to get off everyday any time any place. Similar to a fuck boy. Also may give off nasty odor.
by All American Dream Boy January 12, 2016
Get the wank ratmug. The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.
To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.
To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.
by Smokaloca March 19, 2011
Get the wank wastemug.