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The art of arranging your 5 favourite porn mags open at your favourite pages into an arc in front of you giving you a 180 degree visual feast to focus on whilst polishing ones trumpet
Sadly becoming more seldom practiced with the advent of on -line rhythm stimulation using tablets and computers
β€œCan’t wait for the mrs to go out to the bingo later

I’m backing up that much I’m gonna have me a creasant wank β€œ
by Lord loverocket October 09, 2018
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