Solid dick

Straight talk, to tell someone something straight up. without sugar coating it.

Person 1: ''Honestly what do you think of my new boyfriend?"
Person 2: ''He's a great guy I guess''
Person 1: ''Be honest, give me solid dick''
Person 2: ''Fine, he seems like a douche''

by AgirlWithHope June 29, 2014

stripper dick

more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.

I got stripper dick during that lap dance

climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick

he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out

by the real digger nick May 22, 2011

Fishing For Dick

When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.

Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"

by Inspectah October 21, 2010

Liquid Dick

1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.

2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.

Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.

a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"

by Candini January 4, 2008

Dick-Leech

1. A person that loves to suck big penises with voluptuous lips.
2. A person who is just being a giant tool.
3. A prostitute or a two-bit whore
4. Anyone who loves the cock.

1. Chris is such a dick-leech.
2. Look at that guy with a popped collar. What a dick-leech.
3. Let's go pick us up some dick-leeches.
4. Person #1: I hear she gives really good head. Person #2: That is probably because she is a dick-leech.

by CrippleMaster March 2, 2009

Dick Skinners

A persons hands

Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.

by cretard October 25, 2008