Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.

When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

by Silltacrew July 01, 2019

sulfur fart

when you fart and it smells like someone lit a match.

Did someone lite a match. No that was my sulfur fart.

by perpetualwank January 03, 2014

Fart Train

To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.

Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!

by CPeno September 26, 2013

scaredy farts

loud, high pitch squeaker farts when you are nervous or anxious. They can smell, or might not.

They sound like booooooiiieeep. scaredy farts

by SANT February 19, 2014

Fart blowjob

Fart blowjob is a fart that slips out in the face of a person while they are performing oral sex.

Harold farted in Keisha's face while she was giving him head. Keisha threatened to bite off Harold's penis if he ever done that fart blowjob thing again.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

Sticky Fart

When someone farts, but a little nugget of poop comes out. The nugget 'o poo isn't large enough to qualify as a shit, therefor it is just a sticky fart.

I was trying to fart, and I thought I accidentally pooped myself. Luckily, it wasn't a full poo, just a sticky fart.

by Cynical Jester September 27, 2018

Fart Creeper

a person that enjoys smelling other persons' flatulence, usually going unnoticed

i just ripped one and some fart creeper told me it was juicy

by cheeseburgereddie April 13, 2011