two week rule 

If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.

You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.

two week rule by legocreations February 8, 2010

Plaid Shirt Rule

The phenomenon wherein a cute boy wears a plaid shirt, and suddenly becomes 100% more attractive to all heterosexual females and homosexual males in the vicinity.

Jane: Whoa, did John get hotter?
Joseph: Nah, he's just following the plaid shirt rule.

Plaid Shirt Rule by Bruce Banner's girl February 4, 2013

Regra 999 - Rule 999

Se foi postado na internet, em qualquer lugar, não importa qual seja, alguém já tirou um print.

If it was posted on the internet, no matter where, someone's already take a screenshot.

"Apaga que ainda dá tempo", Regra 999 - Rule 999

Regra 999 - Rule 999 by Allehn Lancaster April 24, 2016

Ja Rule Hater 

One who is against Ja Rule and his music (i.e Everyone with a mind which isn't manipulated by the media).

Make it look like a suicide. Now, kill him.

Ja Rule Hater by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003

Bauer's Rule

Bauer's Rule, also known as the Poop to Pot Ratio, is used to determine whether a person is a pothead or not. If the number of times one poops in a day is equal or less than the number of times one smokes marijuana a day, then the person is a pothead.

Person One: Man, he says he never smokes, but he looks like such a pothead.

Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?

Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!

Bauer's Rule by Jitboyforealdo May 30, 2010

20/80 rule 

The rule guys refer to when they think about cheating on their wives/girlfriends.

Their wife/girlfriend is the 80%: she cooks, cleans, gives him all her loving, and has decent sex. But it's never 100%.

The girl he wants to cheat on her with is the 20%: she's very pretty, has a great body, and is perfect at sex. However, she's a slob/druggie/junky/alchy.

(Seen in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?")

Bill: "I don't know, man. My wife's just not cutting it in the sex department, ya know?"
Joe: "20/80 rule, dude... think about it..."

20/80 rule by PatrickStarFish July 16, 2010

Ja Rule 

Rapper who thinks he can screw with Eminem and gunit, there by dragging in d12

R.U.L.E aka S.H.I.T

Ja Rule had his name leaglly changed to Ja Shit!

Ja Rule by Da Rapper Core December 27, 2004