covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live

I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds

by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020

kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.

if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

Shit Dick Prouductions

A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit

My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass

by Lukasnutsonhitlwr July 11, 2021

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021

Brown and Proud

A movement in the 2020s where people will not wipe their asses as it is more comfortable for anal sex and easier and less costly. Often the community was Ohio youth males.

“I ain’t Neva’ wipe! I just poop and get up! I’m keepin’ it Brown and Proud!” - NBA Youngboy

by AspergerKing420 February 3, 2022

Dog Hound Pound

The act of a male pounding a dog with his or her strap on.

Man my dog wants to Dog Hound Pound.

by Dogsog February 15, 2022