Louisiana Cobweb

The act of putting gum in your asshole and proceeding to have anal sex. Afterwards, the male chews the bubble gum out of the asshole and blows it until popped, making a gummy, bummy, cummy fiasco.
Chet I pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom!”
“Dude I totally pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom too LLLL!”
by AspergerKing420 October 03, 2021
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Russian Poop Oboe

When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.
“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”
by AspergerKing420 November 06, 2021
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Brown and Proud

A movement in the 2020s where people will not wipe their asses as it is more comfortable for anal sex and easier and less costly. Often the community was Ohio youth males.
“I ain’t Nevawipe! I just poop and get up! I’m keepin’ it Brown and Proud!” - NBA Youngboy
by AspergerKing420 February 04, 2022
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Snail Or Cheetah

A fun little game to be played while one person is sleeping. While the person of choice is sleeping, you rub their belly until they wake up in the middle of the night and if you get caught you’re a snail but if you don’t get caught you’re a cheetah. This continues until you get caught or you want to rub another belly!
“I snuck into Mr. Smiths house and we played Snail or Cheetah alllllll night!”
by AspergerKing420 December 19, 2021
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