A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021
Get the Pirate shreddermug. All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
Get the Dirty Pirate Hookermug. Raping and pillaging. Opposite of the Irish goodbye. The pirate hello consists of raping and pillaging
Quinn’s asleep after Irish goodbyeing. Time to go pirate hello him.
“Little bear” decided to pirate hello the gym the other day and is now going to prison.
“Little bear” decided to pirate hello the gym the other day and is now going to prison.
by Magnummax September 15, 2023
Get the Pirate hellomug. doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song
by Gilf dungeon master chad February 26, 2022
Get the pirate slidingmug. A person that, downloads an app, with intentions of using the referral rewards program in the app to sign up new users With NO intentions of utilizing the app for future use
Anyone that signs up under there referral code, does the steps clearly stated in the terms and conditions, gets paid $$
Anyone that signs up under there referral code, does the steps clearly stated in the terms and conditions, gets paid $$
Guess I'ma be a referral pirate for $5-$30
WITH CASHAPP. Someone told me anywhere from $5-$30... I just gotta:
Get the app.
Enter your referral code into their profile.
Link a debit card.
Send $5 within 14 days of using the referral code
WITH CASHAPP. Someone told me anywhere from $5-$30... I just gotta:
Get the app.
Enter your referral code into their profile.
Link a debit card.
Send $5 within 14 days of using the referral code
by $burgess9969 March 16, 2023
Get the Referral Piratemug. Did you hear Billie's single, What Was I Made For?
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.
billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.
billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.
by vi's hexstrap November 9, 2023
Get the billie eilish pirate baird o'connellmug. What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.
by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025
Get the pirate feetmug.