Friend Job

When a Friend performes a sexual favor just as friends.

Dan: Yo i got a friend job from your girlfriend last night.
Conor: Thats ok i got a friend job from your mom bruh.

by Chocolate Anal Lovin69 October 23, 2011

Getting A Job

Bullshit that responsible people do.

Getting A Job is stupid.

by Chris 98 January 13, 2022

Dream Job

The most rigged television game show ever. Everybody knows Matt Bullard is going to win as if he was actually better. He's just a ringer who has been doing broadcasting since he retired in the late 90s.

Dream Job winners don't ever do Sportscenter.

by anonymous March 5, 2005

Hand job

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.

Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.

by hermes April 19, 2003

italian job

the act of receiving any type of sexual favor from a person obviously of Italian heritage

I would love an Italian job from Tony.

by K Gas October 19, 2003

bob job

fellatio technique for which the terms suck and blow do not adequately describe.

She gives one heck of a bob job!

by penguin71 June 11, 2006

Purge Job

A sexual act in which a woman or a man goes down on an erect penis, jamming the penis down his/her throat until he/she chokes on the penis and purges all over the penis and balls; following the purging, he/she proceeds to finish the man off with his/her mouth or hand, using the throw-up as a lube.

Becky and Bob took turns giving Rick a purge job, each enjoying the taste of eachother's green lube.

by TheSean January 9, 2006