poo moon

A poo moon is what happens when someone sticks their finger up someone's ass and there is poo that lodges into the nail at the tip of the finger forming a crescent shape.
The poo moon is a method to test to see if the coast is clear for anal entry. One sticks the finger in the ass, pulls it out and looks for poo that may have lodged into the cresecent part of the nail at the tip of the finger. This is called the poo-moon and is a general indication that anal entry is not at this time deemed a wise thing to do.
by Petra Saraswati August 27, 2012
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Moon Glue

Moon Gluing is the act of pressing one’s bare butt cheeks to a clear window with an audience on the other side whilst proceed to shit and swipe like applying glue.
“Dude, did you see Tommy’s Moon Glue video?”
“Yeah man, Mrs. Trista’s face was pricesless watching Tommy’s cheeks slide up and down leaving a shit trail!”
by The infamous defecator July 02, 2024
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Moon Possum

A racial slur against foreign invaders of planet earth or aliens.
by BritishAsshole March 26, 2024
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Hot blue moon

When you pee on a Belgian woman's chocolate starfish.
Last night I hot blue mooned her and she loved it.
by Imam Thurman March 01, 2015
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Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese
"wow, hes such a moon child!"
by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022
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Mooned

Exposed one's bare buttcheeks towards
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mooned

Kevin got mooned today at the Walmart because the cashier's pants were too big.
by granite14 February 15, 2025
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