East Ridge High School

East Ridge High School is the new school built in Woodbury, MN, that houses all the rich kids of the already rich city of woodbury, deeming the others to be of the "ghetto". East Ridge is synonymous with "First World Problems", a place where a bunch of spoiled rich snobs complain about anything and everything. East Ridge is home of the raptors, although the logo more resembles a windswept chicken. East Ridge is infamous for treating its students as though they were either seven years old or in a prison. Any cheers bashing younger grades are banned, as well as any class rivalry. At first it seems strict but students soon realize that no one there gives a fuck about anything.

The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)

Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.

"God the parking lot gets so jammed after school and I get so nervous about my Hummer getting scratched..." East Ridge High School Problems.

East Ridge High School by FirstGraduatingClassForever<3 December 15, 2011

Lake Orion High School 

This Michigan high school is full of stuck-up bitches, jocks, rich pussies, and white trash. It's the largest high school in Oakland County but is still over populated with the scum from Pontiac and lower parts of Lake Orion.

If Lake Orion High School got sucked down by a sinkhole, I still wouldn't care about that shit hole.

Lake Orion High School by klingadingding August 25, 2010

Parkwood high school 

School in the middle of nowhere where everybody fucks their cousins and drives tractors.

"You're cute, do you wanna date?"
"Nah I'm fucking my cousin"
"Must go to Parkwood high school"

Parkwood high school by Softcock November 24, 2015

alexander high school 

A high school in Douglasville, Georgia. If you go here, you're either really smart or really dumb. Kids smoke in the bathrooms and shit on the floor. For some reason graduated seniors come back all the time because there is nothing better to do. Mr. Hand, King of the Handjob lives here. Go cougars.

Rosa Parks also lives here at Alexander High School.

alexander high school by Nignog The dingdong June 2, 2016

wasatch high school 

Everyone is either super overly enthusiastic or hates the school with a fiery passion. Stoners are abundant. Judgment is constant. Located in Heber City, Utah. Instagram is everything.

They’re from wasatch high school so we will easily win.

wasatch high school by Master Egg November 6, 2017

chestatee high school 

Chestatee high school, the football team is made up of useless freshman’s that can’t do shit. especially the kickers man, weak as fuck. If they put the cheer team on the field they’d win more games. Now if you walk into the black hall bathroom you’ll see ghetto girls, vape smoke, and lesbian bitches. The teachers suck ass and don’t even teach, let me
tell you, you see kids walking around the whole 24/7. It is easy asf to skip. Now our pep rally’s. Lame as FUCKK. The freshman’s and sophomores suck ass and have no spirit, i haven’t seen anything worse. The guys at this school aren’t even fucking cute, and if they are cute they’re sophomores and on the football team. The couples are cringy bruh it’s embarrassing. Our fucking girls are white washed mexicans and basic white bitches like where the fuck are our black people.Well go to ANY OTHER SCHOOL BUT THIS SCHOOL besides north hall <3

did you see how good Chestatee high schools football team was? No lol they can’t do shit.

chestatee high school by ILoveHotDilfs October 19, 2021

Gulf Coast High School

A bunch of pussy faggots who are financially carried by their parents, and who will eventually marry within the family. These fuckboys will eventually go to a division 1 college, get pointless degree, and end up taking over their father's company. Their lives will go on to be pointless and no worth living for. At the age of forty they'll have 2 kids, a wife that looks nothing like when they married her, and a raging compassion for alcohol. Eventually they'll take one too many pills and die a cowards death.

Friend 1: Need money for gas
Friend 2: Nah, my dads got it. I go to Gulf Coast High School remember
*Calls dad*
Friend 2: Dad can I have some gas money
Dad: Yea, it'll cost you one anal bruising

Friend 2: Okay dad, thanks

Gulf Coast High School by Dip spittin dan September 7, 2016