Solid dick

Straight talk, to tell someone something straight up. without sugar coating it.

Person 1: ''Honestly what do you think of my new boyfriend?"
Person 2: ''He's a great guy I guess''
Person 1: ''Be honest, give me solid dick''
Person 2: ''Fine, he seems like a douche''

by AgirlWithHope June 29, 2014

checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.

a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"

by Candini January 4, 2008

Fishing For Dick

When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.

Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"

by Inspectah October 21, 2010

a good dicking

When one or both participants have sore muscles after sex.

He was proud that she couldn't walk right after a good dicking.

by Scorpionj20 October 9, 2016

Liquid Dick

1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.

2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.

Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.

Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”

by Wolfany September 8, 2018

Fruit Dick

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick before getting head as a cheap alternative to flavored condoms, then after the blow job, hold your penis wrapped in fruit roll-up against her cheek, leaving a tatoo from the Fruit roll up on her cheek.

Ex. Johnny:Dude, I fruit dicked the fuck outta Wendy the other day bro!
Abel:What was the image?
Johnny:Just Shaggy from scooby doo.
Abel: I really wanna try that dude.
Johnny: U should. Its a great experience.

by jedigrandmaster15 February 12, 2015