Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3

Oh, Eva and Christian, they were meant to be together from the start.

by Chazard04 December 27, 2023

Christian moment

A sad sorry situation involving hitler in some way.

Duuude when he made that nazi joke in front of that jewish person, that was an epic christian moment

by Cranjis February 24, 2021

christian viggo

Small guy with Big dick
And very sexy

That guy looks Christian Viggo

by Viding November 22, 2016

baby christian

A nonsensical concept.

Donald Trump is a baby Christian.

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020

triliminal christianity

An aestheticized version-of Christianity in which the Anti-Christ, despite seeming appearances, is the hero...and the Christ does not return.

A liminal version of Christianity where the Holy Spirit comes to earth disguised as the Anti-Christ..

Also the forma, limina, and triene-function usurp the role of The Holy Trinity.

In triliminal Christianity: the forward passage of time in the instance of triene-function obviates (makes unnecessary) the return of the Christ; and the seeming Anti-Christ turns out to be the Holy Spirit.

by sandraxine April 16, 2022

Christian Lecuona

There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"

Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY

OOOOOO YEAHHHH

THATS THE SPOT

MORE DADDY MORE

AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE

OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY

Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*

by FUCK ME TILL YOUR DICK BREAKS October 21, 2020

Bennet christian

A devious Gooner with glasses.

Oh no!!! It’s Bennet Christian!!!!

by EthanFergusontheGREAT July 6, 2025