Clam Bake

ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.

"medicine man give wife calm bake, but still smell same to me. ugh!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 25, 2003

wake and bake

when you first wake up and take the biggest cock you can find and push it into your ass as fast as possible

when todd woke up we wake and baked the fuck out of him.

by T-gizzle November 16, 2006

bacer

a cute baby talk term for face.

as in "you have a chute(cute) widdle(little) bacer (face)"

by dev-n-buzz April 3, 2009

Shake and Bake

To exercise as soon as you wake up in the morning, immediately followed by a satisfying bowl of your dankest weed. Hence, "Shaking" and "Baking"

I did a lil shake and bake this morning, never felt so relieved in my life.

by Toastito November 3, 2008

Chicken bake

Used to describe those who are unable to quickly make a decision when faced with many options, such as with a lunch menu. Wavering and vascillating, "chicken bakes" often hold tightly to one menu item for the rest of their lives, valuing the security of knowing what they are getting. With a history marked with regrets over past dining decisions, a "chicken bake" craves the security of a risk-free mealtime.

"What would you like, sir?"
"Chicken bake."

by Skattabrak October 18, 2007

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

baked cock

when your baked and you get a woody

::hits bong:: dude that chick gave me a baked cock

by Brian smithers July 15, 2007