Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.

Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes

by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022

weed pen

A marijuana vaporizer cartridge and battery set designed mainly to be a portable, non-combustible use mechanism. Also known as a vape pen when not specific for cannabis.

“I don’t want the heavier smoke from a rolled joint, so please pass the filled weed pen so I can vape it.”

by Stonercoder February 21, 2024

Weed leper’s lung

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.

That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!

by Biggbootyboy June 9, 2020

Milk Weed

A French artist who’s also very stupid

Why are you acting like a Milk Weed

by Bongbangbong January 8, 2021

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

jixy weed

have you seen a weed with something on it?
it is a helper weed

i saw a jixy weed under the plant

by luo ph03m1x August 1, 2022

Weed Wacking

Crushing a blunt with a giant ass hammer. Then taking a credit card and forming the weed into a giant super blunt. Then lighting it up and taking a hit through a straw.

Hey dude I got myself a blunt today, let's do some Weed Wacking!

by DickKickem101 April 27, 2017