waffling

A technique of switching opinions on a subject in order to be better received by different audiences. Sometimes, however, people mistake a thoughtful reconsideration for waffling, an error that can lead to such detrimental effects as the re-election of W.

Yesterday Bobby said he liked J.Lo's ass but today he waffled and said it's an ugly bubble-butt.

by Fae August 28, 2004

stinky waffle

when a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach then presses down on it with a tennis racket to make the shit look like a waffle

"what are you doing?"
"just giving my girl a stinky waffle"

by sexual_waffles October 9, 2016

Waffling

Lounging and talking and not really doing work. to waffle is to avoid doing hard things

you could ask your teacher, “can we just waffle today?”

“stop waffling and do your homework”

by idrk123 October 11, 2023

Waffle Housed

The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.

George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.

by Dolphind42 August 26, 2013

Waffle

The act of having sex.
Also used as waffling, waffled, and waffler.

Josh: Man, me and Carly are totally gonna waffle tomorrow night!
Daniel: Yeah man no cap.

by 🦋 Kasey Davis 🦋 July 15, 2022

fish waffle

1) a waffle shaped like a fish

2)a fried fish with lines from a spatula

3)a word used in excitement after reaching the top of a rope

1)Yummy, we are having fish waffles for breakfast.

2)The fish waffle fell off my plate and left greesy, black lines.

3)Fish waffle!

by bunny xoxo August 6, 2009

Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.

“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot”

by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022