toaster waffles

Toaster waffles are the totaly awsome breakfast food that takes like 30 seconds to make!!!

man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.

by robertdesantis November 5, 2010

Alabama Blue Waffle

the act of shitting in someone's pussy or ass and fucking it

p1-Alabama blue waffle?
p2-no

by harryDBD March 17, 2024

Blue Waffle

Ignore all other people look it up

Yummy! Blue Waffles!!!

by Bighunkyman August 25, 2021

Blue Waffles

Blue Waffles is a term that refers to a sexually transmitted disease caused in the female genitalia that turns the vagina blue, thus called Blue Waffles, where "waffles" is a slang term for vagina. It is in fact a hoax. A photoshopped image that went viral in 2010.

Dude, do not look up Blue Waffles!
- Oh crap...

by Mr. Explain March 28, 2022

Squishy waffle

“A English springer spaniel dog that’s chunky and brown”

hey squishy waffle...

by Doggey January 26, 2021

Waffle

1. A Waffle is made of sweet dough pressed between 2 hot pans, usually eaten with butter and syrup and typically eaten for breakfast.
2. Buff pancake.
3. Fail to make up one's mind.

"Can you pass the syrup for the waffles?"
"I'm waffling between getting a dog or cat."

by yessir386 March 10, 2022

Waffles

Better than pancakes

Waffles are better, fuck you retz

by FuckYouRetz June 27, 2023