Waffles

A term used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all, or cannot be explained.

George Bush got re-elected? Dude, that's waffles.

by Invisible Walrus August 6, 2011

Blue waffle

My mums vagina on paddy's day

Person 1: mate your mum has a blue waffle

Person 2: nah only on paddy's day

by Jermain22 March 19, 2018

Chicken and waffles

It's food invented by black people for black people and it's god tier food like you can't diss chicken and waffles

Jmad: chicken and waffles are on the level of waffles and chicken like they are ranked so high that they are they are their own rank

Jmad 13/12/2017

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself February 2, 2024

Blue waffle

Trust me after years and years of research

You do not wanna search it up

1:“Hey”
2:”Hi”
1:”search up blue waffle ;)”
2:”ok”
2:”…”

by averygoodhandle December 26, 2022

Waffling

Waffling can be defined as lying or cooking up a lie . Often used in Britain . (Figurative Term).

Josh said he knew Italian , but as soon as he said a sentence , I knew he was waffling .

by 12 Bucle you November 20, 2023

Stomach Waffle

An artisan cum drop on the stomach

‘That was a huge stomach waffle’

by AshaMagnifico August 29, 2021

twat waffle

a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.

Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake

by stfu sociotic bitch October 23, 2014