Me: But Mom/Dad—
Mom/Dad: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Teacher—
Teacher: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Guardian—
Guardian: No! I talk, You listen.
Mom/Dad: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Teacher—
Teacher: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Guardian—
Guardian: No! I talk, You listen.
by ScreamoKevin November 29, 2020

It means to talk shit and then kick ass, like a badass. {This phrase was invented by Mario Y. Castillo in Saturday, December 20, 2014}
by supadupamarioy December 20, 2014

The undeniably powerful phrase weilded by the famed IHS band director Ed W. Used to instantly quell even the most talkative of band-os.
band-o #1 to band-o #2 - "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah......"
Ed W. - "If you're talking, you're wrong!"
band-o #1 and band-o # - silence
Ed W. - "If you're talking, you're wrong!"
band-o #1 and band-o # - silence
by irrandom November 30, 2005

by Luh joee October 15, 2021

to talk about something without understanding what you are talking about.
('Talk through your hat' is also used.)
('Talk through your hat' is also used.)
by jcholena April 13, 2015

1. talking shit indirectly about a person (usually mean)
2. Talking shit in ear-shot, loud enough to hear, but to another person about some one.
2. Talking shit in ear-shot, loud enough to hear, but to another person about some one.
1. A) did you hear about how much of a slut Kelly is?
B) dude shut up! You are talking behind her back!
2. Kelly and Kelsey are standing together, Hannah is a few feet away with another friend.
K) Dude, Hannah's being a bitch. She just needs to get a life and realize no one likes her.
K2) ......
H) You know i can hear you?
K) I know, that's the point, Talking behind someone's back is sooo mean
B) dude shut up! You are talking behind her back!
2. Kelly and Kelsey are standing together, Hannah is a few feet away with another friend.
K) Dude, Hannah's being a bitch. She just needs to get a life and realize no one likes her.
K2) ......
H) You know i can hear you?
K) I know, that's the point, Talking behind someone's back is sooo mean
by URBANDICTIONARYADMIN1039471 January 26, 2011

The Last Known Writings of John Stamos while in his "Uncle Jesse" persona most famously seen on the family sitcom "Full House." The last book of the New Testament (or Hermes Katsopolis Testament as it is more commonly known)has been lost. There is a religious sect at Michigan State University that follows the teachings of this book as the holy scripture.
by Cheaps April 7, 2008
