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Honeymoon Salad 

I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.
Honeymoon Salad by YETYland February 9, 2017

hand salad 

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.
Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.
hand salad by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

Twat salad 

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.
Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.
Twat salad by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Toronto Salad

A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.
Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad
Toronto Salad by GuyFawks April 24, 2017

tough salad

the most hard salad you could ever eat
tough salad by loudclearbueaty April 27, 2017

Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".