Solid dick

Straight talk, to tell someone something straight up. without sugar coating it.

Person 1: ''Honestly what do you think of my new boyfriend?"
Person 2: ''He's a great guy I guess''
Person 1: ''Be honest, give me solid dick''
Person 2: ''Fine, he seems like a douche''

by AgirlWithHope June 29, 2014

Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.

Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”

by Wolfany September 8, 2018

a good dicking

When one or both participants have sore muscles after sex.

He was proud that she couldn't walk right after a good dicking.

by Scorpionj20 October 9, 2016

Fishing For Dick

When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.

Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"

by Inspectah October 21, 2010

Fruit Dick

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick before getting head as a cheap alternative to flavored condoms, then after the blow job, hold your penis wrapped in fruit roll-up against her cheek, leaving a tatoo from the Fruit roll up on her cheek.

Ex. Johnny:Dude, I fruit dicked the fuck outta Wendy the other day bro!
Abel:What was the image?
Johnny:Just Shaggy from scooby doo.
Abel: I really wanna try that dude.
Johnny: U should. Its a great experience.

by jedigrandmaster15 February 12, 2015

mad dicks

A baker's dozen of dicks. No more, no less.

Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.

"I JUST WANNA SUCK MAD DICKS TONIGHT. Do you happen to have twelve friends?"

by Beau Shuda October 21, 2011

Dick-Leech

1. A person that loves to suck big penises with voluptuous lips.
2. A person who is just being a giant tool.
3. A prostitute or a two-bit whore
4. Anyone who loves the cock.

1. Chris is such a dick-leech.
2. Look at that guy with a popped collar. What a dick-leech.
3. Let's go pick us up some dick-leeches.
4. Person #1: I hear she gives really good head. Person #2: That is probably because she is a dick-leech.

by CrippleMaster March 2, 2009