luh mike

Super fine dread head, very funny,also cute. He’s awesome in bed and has a big penis .nice but don’t think he’s all for u . He has a very caring personality. He’s athletic and a gamer . He cares about his friends and brothers more than girls

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet.

Waddup luh mike

by anonymous November 20, 2023

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Dyke Mike

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.

Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!

by MingerSquare December 2, 2017

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MIKE

Being a really fucking ugly dude with a bad personality that still gets to pull hella girls for whatever reason...Just a horny ass kid

Clara: Dikka he’s such a mike!
Dio: Yeah dude that’s fucking embarrassing!

by DIOMADNESS December 14, 2021

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Mike

mikes love gay narwhals and pizza

mike: hey

by THE toru May 18, 2021

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Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018

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Mike Ferrell

Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.

Wow, that's got to be a Mike Ferrell!

by eagle320jp January 13, 2020

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