Internet Death

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity.

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity is internet death

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

The internet

A mistake

Person A: We killed God with the internet
Person B: I’mma post that on Reddit

by BatmanArk200 August 8, 2021

internet explorer

it’s slow but it’s still faster than your crush’s replies

internet explorer was a chrome downloaded tool

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 26, 2023

Internet

Nothing but trolls and stolen memes.

Internet

by Iamlyrich April 26, 2020

nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).

Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"

by Mick Halo November 2, 2008

Internet talmudist

When an antisemitic person tries to justify their antisemitism by spreading taken out of context, mistranslated, outright false or all of them - Talmud quotes.

- do you know that Jews see goyim as animals and beasts that should only serve Jews???1
- umm could you cite the talmud verse for me?
- ummmm..okkk.. here it is

- um, there is no such verse.. i hate when internet talmudists like you try to justify their antisemitism

by legoduplo82 August 1, 2024