Flathead

A derogatory term for a believer in the flat-earth “theory”

Why don’t those flatheads find the edge of the planet and jump off of it?

by KyleMerovin December 22, 2017

flatfish

a fish who is hammered with a hammer to flat it down
its squeeshed to death

i totally flatfished that fish

by UnusedSperm January 12, 2018

flatimala

Flatimala is often a group of three besties. "Flatimala" is their ship name. They're always there for each other and their friendship is all that counts. Don't try to mess them up, unless u wanna get messed up real bad lmao!! Everyone envies them because they're the shittt dudeee!! Honestly, they're down to earth and fucking nice. We love a god ol' group of flatimala

Person 1 : I need friends omg!!
Person 2 : yo same dude i envy flatimala they have such an amazing bond!!
Person 1 : yaaaaa i know right??!!??

by imzlovesflatimala February 7, 2018

flatwards

kids definition of flat

Put the card flatwards

by Dedinition May 19, 2018

flatulent explosion

A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.

Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.

by Haldee June 2, 2018

FLATPOWER

Flat Earth People Everywhere United Under 1 Truth & 1 Mission.

FLATPOWER

by BRO. S June 2, 2018

Flatch

When one (or a group) brake out in a choreographed dance to pass off an onslaught of flatulence — i.e., A surprise dance fart.

We went out to dinner on our double date then, hit the club and the two of them flash flatched us!

by granolathug June 5, 2018