Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

Your Dad by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023

your dad never came back with the milk 

Something that means your dad left you and your family to start a new one.

"OMG! Your dad never came back with the milk?"

your dad never came back with the milk by sturniolotripletsslay February 28, 2023

e-dad 

A dad friend on the internet that has unofficially adopted you.

Oh yeah, he's my e-dad, he always checks up on me.

e-dad by KadesChaos March 27, 2023

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

Your Dad by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023

Skype my dad 

A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.

“I don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time I can Skype my dad.”

Skype my dad by aglioolio July 4, 2016

red face dad 

A dad who has a really red face and a beer gut. They are mostly found smoking a cigarette or drinking a beer on the coach watching cartoons in the box house

My red face dad is always on the coach !

red face dad by red face dad March 6, 2017

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

carl's dad by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017