Christmasm

Time of year that is so sexy you might as well make it a international holiday.

"Bernii Home Alone (new Christmasm movie)"
~Slimester7554

by BerniiGames March 16, 2024

Christmasite

A 'Christmasite' refers to a person who is obsessed with Christmas; they live and breathe Christmas. They celebrate all year round and are always talking about Christmas to anyone who will listen.

Slang word for a Crazy Christmas Person

Also, the title of a Poem by Claire Roach titled 'Christmasites'

That girl is an absolute Christmasite

by Christmas Countdown UK September 19, 2025

christmasXolive

a girl mentioned in a flamingo video shes a fucking dickhead

christmasXolive IS A DICKHEAD😭😭😭😭

by Hellueah December 6, 2025

The CHRISTMASING

The day after Halloween when all the stores and restaurants come out with their Christmas decorations and themed items for sale. It’s also the day you can start decorating for Christmas because let’s be honest—Thanksgiving is a shitty holiday based on the murder of millions of indigenous American Natives and the pilgrims eventually killed them all with smallpox. Sure you can eat your turkey—but does anyone really decorate for Thanksgiving anymore?

Billy and Brenda went to the store on November 1. Brenda said “Holy shit! Look at all this Christmas stuff!” Billy replied “Duh, Brenda—it’s The CHRISTMASING…” Brenda laughed “oh yea….f those pilgrims!”

by Sleeper indigenous November 1, 2021

Cristmass Table

WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.

I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.

by Monsterball November 22, 2005

Christmaxed out

the annual maxing out of all resources and credit in the attmept to buy happiness of self and others. happens around the end of every calendar year.

also refers to revulsion experienced after protracted submersion in Christmas products and excessive yuletide activity.

Ex 1:

"Hey girl, wana go Christmas shopping and out to dinner?"

"No, I can't, my credit cards and bank account are all Christmaxed out."

Ex 2:
Brooke couldn't wait to take down the tree and put the ornaments away. After weeks of shopping, decorating, baking, and visiting, she was broke, exhausted, and thoroughly Christmaxed out.

by alithegreat December 9, 2012

Christmawesome

The orgasm your mother has when she gets with Santa

I got up the next morning and mother was still shaking from her christmawesome

by BaconOfAwesome November 10, 2013