Glory Boner 

A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.

Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner

Glory Boner by SupremeDrizzle March 15, 2015

lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.

Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser

lactating boner geyser by Schwing33 May 31, 2015

homo boner 

When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him

Jack popped a homo boner when he met John

homo boner by Daniel Mythcaster August 11, 2015

learning boner 

A random erection that occurs during a lesson, studying etc.

While studying for the exam I got a raging learning boner. Guess I'm just that into comparative literature.

learning boner by stinky3 October 15, 2015

Compassion Boner 

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.

She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.

Compassion Boner by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016

Craftsman Boner 

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"

Craftsman Boner by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016

Ken Boner

The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.

Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.

Ken Boner by kennith_bone October 16, 2016