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Drunk speech

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...
Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)
by Kitten_Virus August 24, 2018
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Fyn-Drunk

To be fyn-drunk is when a person thinks he/she gets drunk after two beers but clearly hasn't been at a party in the surburbs.
1) "Gosh, I was sooooo drunk last night. My friends had to put me to bed at 8 p. m.."

"Was he/she drunk? I didn't notice"

2) "Was Jeppe drunk at the party last night?"

"No.. Or he was fyn-drunk you know.."
by Crille November 7, 2013
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drunk as a mullen

To get extremely drunk and act offensively.
I'm going out to get as drunk as a mullen tonight.
by boomtown2000 June 27, 2021
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commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting
He was commode-hugging drunk last night.
by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010
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Drunk Door

Much like a drunk dial, Drunk Dooring is the act of getting intoxicated, then coming back to your dorm or apartment and writing random things on other peoples door white board. Most commonly used to hit on and or give out your phone number to you" hot" neighbors.
Girl one: " Those guys down the hall are being loud again they must be drunk"
Girl two: "I hope they don't come drunk door us again"
by Girlsof225 September 25, 2011
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drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.
Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son
by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018
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River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.
by C76M June 13, 2013
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