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He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.
He has a massive dick!
by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020
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Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.
Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023
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Dick

Pp
I have a dick
by anonymous October 9, 2020
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Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.
It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!
by The bearded feller April 11, 2022
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National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022
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rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
by That_Bev December 8, 2017
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Suck my dick

by Kkentuking December 4, 2021
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