The Ultimate UNO Reverse

When, during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman, the women inserts her clitoris into the tip of the man's genitalia and screams "UNO, you twig-wiggler!"
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Moby Dick

My teacher read Moby Dick to me after class. We did not have sex.
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