Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025

Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room

"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"

by thee_faith July 14, 2025

Ass Tears

When one inserts any liquid (including bodily fluids like urine, semen, etc) into someone else’s anus, and the person with the liquid-filled asshole hovers their ass over the other person’s face to let the liquid drip out on to it. This will make their face look like it’s wet with ass “tears”

If you ever think about performing Ass Tears, please be mindful of the liquid you are using. Semen is probably a better choice than sparkling water, because God knows what would happen if your asshole encountered something like that.

by imsilly69 July 16, 2025

retarded ass nigga

black guy who is an extreme dumbass

that guy is such a fucking retarded ass nigga

by the cockinator 69420 wow July 17, 2025

weird ass n*gga

an unpleasant person who gives off an odd vibe, does questionable things

“Man, Waldo is a weird ass n*gga. He sends his ex-girlfriend nudes of the women he’s talking to now!”

by cucumber_joe July 17, 2025

Fuck ass

A feral intensifier slapped in front of a noun (usually facial hair) to express unhinged levels of admiration, respect, and thirst. Typically reserved for a mustache so full, so perfectly groomed, and so powerfully present that it could get its own zip code. Saying someone has a “fuck ass mustache” is not an insult—it’s a badge of honor. The kind of compliment that lets the world know you’d throw away your 401k just to twirl the ends of that masterpiece between your fingers.

I want a meaty, tatted man, with a fuck ass mustache

by DirtyHippieAlex July 19, 2025