My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!
by anarnie November 09, 2010
A alpha male who proseeds in putting peanut butter on his nob and slamming it so hard up his arse he screems like a squealing pig.
by horney henry December 01, 2003
A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.
Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
A logical fallacy whereby someone points out that one thing is better than another when, in fact, both items in the comparison are horrible.
Person A: "I'd much rather hook up with Girl-X, she's better looking than Girl-Y."
Person B: "That's like saying you'd rather drink a turd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. While the turd milkshake may arguably be better, it's still a turd milkshake and it still sucks. My point is that you shouldn't sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your turd milkshake fallacy isn't helping your argument."
Person B: "That's like saying you'd rather drink a turd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. While the turd milkshake may arguably be better, it's still a turd milkshake and it still sucks. My point is that you shouldn't sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your turd milkshake fallacy isn't helping your argument."
by ironchef8000 May 02, 2009
by Anonymous February 10, 2003
A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amount of time just grunting, huffing, puffing and pushing and all you get is these tiny, round hard innocent little turd balls known as "Sunday school turds."
Man, I think all that cheese plugged me up. No matter how much I felt that I needed to poop, all that would come out was just a couple little Sunday school turds!
by Warnhubb October 30, 2007
"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"
by MoJo Mojokowski July 19, 2005