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Tittydangles 

A colloquial English term--presumably of some antiquity--describing an unfortunate condition afflicting the pectoral physiognomy of many men and women as they age, and/or surrender themselves to superfluous engorgement. Usually preceded by the definite article (I. E. "The Tittydangles").
Her most voluptuous, and otherwise pleasant, mien was sadly marred by a grievous case of The Tittydangles, which no amount of yardage, nor any ingenious construct of whalebone and India rubber, could conceal.
Tittydangles by BelAir Hilloc April 26, 2021
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Titty Milk 

Something that is particularly more tasteful.
The phrase alludes to children liking breast milk more than store bought cow's milk.
Normally I'd be mad about my 3.8 GPA, but that's some titty milk right there.

titty-smasher 

a speacial type of hammer that can destroy both titties at once
ill bring the titty-smasher to the party, toby's gonna be there.

Titty splitter 

When you split her tits with your dick
When her tits are spread apart by your big cock
Last night during sex I give her the biggest Titty splitter she has ever seen

Titty hooker

A woman or man who titty fucks only in exchange for money or cryptocurrency.
The titty hooker charged him $300 for the tit fuck.
Titty hooker by Brassket June 11, 2021

Titty Beans 

Used as a reference for the nipples.
Bryan - "Damn that girl's titty beans are popping!"
Josh - "They sure are!"
Titty Beans by BigSuc June 23, 2021