Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017

Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

by Shuaman April 21, 2020

Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.

“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

turtled

When you are still with someone but you feel single.

damn feel turtled

by @hoqwartsamp on tik tok January 11, 2021

Turtle

A word used as a replacement for the word awkward.

Chick 1: OMGosh did u hear that fart in class?

Chick 2: Yeah totes. That was soooo turtle.

by Imony October 18, 2011

TURTLE

A scaly guy with a really hard backpack

Man, I'd love to have sex with that TURTLE

by anonymous June 2, 2022

turtle pipe

A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.

When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.

by sky10202 October 15, 2023